Whats up with Dasani plant bottles?

Dasani plant bottles I always assumed were compostable or some shit. But one's been sitting in my room for like a year and I'd still totally drink out of it. how come I dont have a pile of dirt or something in the corner of my room? like you know the sun chips commercial? now thats real shit. but what if your bag of chips is sitting around for a while? does it turn into potato chips covered in dirt? anyways, I read the dasani plant bottle and it just says 100% recyclable. isnt that the same as its always been? you've always been able to recycle bottles and cans and shit. Then dasani just flaunts it and david suzuki goes off in his recyclable underwear and the Dasani plant bottle is born. Thats shitty