2 quotes a week, thats the minimum

I have to get used to what they call "highways" here in Vancouver. The "lougheed highway." Are you kidding me? Look, vancouver: you cant just call a street a highway because you dont have any. its like somebody went to the mayor and said "we need more highways," and the mayor said "well we dont have enough money for more highways, but we have enough for more signs. Why dont we just call broadway street the lougheed highway, and maybe nobody will notice that there's bus stops and cabs picking up people...on the highway." -Charles Demers

Quote of the Week

A knife in the crotch of my heart

Internet Ads

You know what pisses me off? internet site ads. Those stupid things running down the side of web pages, or sometimes they even pop up in different windows. Who do they honestly think wants to play at PKR.com after you piss the shit out of them. And I dont care who's waiting for me on your site or how many girls have sent me messages, who's stupid enough to fall for that shit. Some guy however is sitting in on his computer reading this and totally frequents the "free online fantasy game" that he saw on the side of thepiratebay and I'm sorry for calling you out, but seriously? So take that shit off the internet, you butt holes. Except leave the one about sexy singles in my area, that shits useful.

TAYLOR LAUTNER LOOKS LIKE ARDIN GONZALES

P.S. I couldnt get ardin's picture cause I'm not his facebook friend cause he's hella bitch

Whats up with Dasani plant bottles?

Dasani plant bottles I always assumed were compostable or some shit. But one's been sitting in my room for like a year and I'd still totally drink out of it. how come I dont have a pile of dirt or something in the corner of my room? like you know the sun chips commercial? now thats real shit. but what if your bag of chips is sitting around for a while? does it turn into potato chips covered in dirt? anyways, I read the dasani plant bottle and it just says 100% recyclable. isnt that the same as its always been? you've always been able to recycle bottles and cans and shit. Then dasani just flaunts it and david suzuki goes off in his recyclable underwear and the Dasani plant bottle is born. Thats shitty

Quote of the week

Vice Magazine: Do you believe in Santa Claus? Did you write a list when you were younger?

Chamillionaire: I don’t NOT believe in him; it’s possible, but I’m not sure.